Introducing the most important iPad accessory: the douchePad™

Imagine the possibilities. You can now surf the web while riding the waves in Hawaii, read your emails while taking a shower, take your iPad on long walks in the pouring New England rain, or book your next vacation online while you are in the middle of a sand storm in the Sahara desert. And your iPad will still look like new. You can even accidentally drop it into the toilet (flushing is fine, too).

The douchePad is the single most important accessory for your new iPad.  On sale for $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Time is running out. Call now to order.